Escape From Skull Shores

Enjoy The Rustic Comforts Of A Tropical Paradise Virtually           Unscratched By Monster Claws!

Are you drowning in a sea of vacation choices; treading water as you try to scare up enough bones to a howliday somewhere........ special? Then imagine an island, miles from nowhere yet close enough to haunt your every waking moment.

No, it's not just a nightmare -- it's Skull Shores!

What? You say you've never heard of a place called Skull Shores? Well, that may be because those who find us like to keep out location to themselves. In fact, most can barely see themselves leaving at all. Now you may be asking yourself, "Why would that be? If it's so great, wouldn't monsters who've been there want to tell every friend they know?" Only if they are the kind of monster that would go about shouting out the location of a secret gold mine!

By now you are probably thinking, "What makes Skull Shores so special?" Well, a complete list would scarely fit onto the pages of this brochure but here is just a partial offering of what you can expect:

Staff:
Our friendly and knowledgeable staff is drawn from the local Tiki population whose only goal is to make your howliday one that you'll never forget, regardless of how long an unlife you have to try.

Accommodations:
Rustically comfortable beachside huts tucked into a lush and gloomy jungle provide the perfect option for monsters who cannot live with - or without 0 the sun.

Food:
A sumptuous variety of tropical indulgences expertly prepared daily are sure to satisfy even the most discriminating of monster palates.

Activities:
While we find that most of our guests prefer to simply relax in the tranquility of our unhurried surroundings, we understand that adventure is relaxation for many who stay with us. As such, we have a variety of beach and water - based activities, from swimming to boating to Kraken watching. We would, however, request that your activities be confined to the grounds of the resort so that we might better be able to serve your every need. Wouldn't do for you to wonder off into the jungle where we might not hear your calls for........ refreshments.